Posts by Vinny

Just make sure you have a clear definition of what a ‘successful life’ actually looks like for YOU. Or else you’ll end up chasing a life you don’t even want to live.

Don't you dare blink twice today, Hii Kenya yetu leo kuna vituko. Over there in Nairobi CBD, a young mikora who's a full-time intern at the GoFundMe Tom Mboya street branch was busy working from home on the pavement, pretending his legs were on strike.

After hitting his day's target, the small scammer stood up casually to go deposit the day’s haram collections. When he returned to his workstation, the hard-eyed citizens had already rearranged his office layout. They caught him red-handed and began installing the WiFi of discipline on his legs.

At first the young man tried to act disabled, dragging one leg like an extra from cobra squad. But after strokes increased from 2G to 5G speed, the boy resurrected instantly and shouted, “Eloi Eloi, I’m healed in Jesus name!”

But the public was quick to remind him that Thou shall not call God’s name in vain especially during public participation hours! They then greeted him with a full community spanking package before releasing him to return the field report to his bosses at GoFundMe Headquarters huko Mukuru kwa Ruben.

This reminded me of one incident where my highschool best friend Dennis Koros used to fake illness by just "falling down" alafu akiamka anapewa mkate na chai. One day he was taken to Sigilai facility unconscious.

Kufika huko akapatana na wepesi who were used to such theatrics from the little man, they called the mortuary to come and pick their client. Gafla bin vuu the young man jumped from the examination couch and murifeed back to the school van. Chesaa!!

Keep Your Personal Life Private.

1. Don't advertise your happy marriage on social media
2. Don't advertise your kids achievements on Social media
3. Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media Reality is...
4. Not everyone is going to be happy for you
5. Most of the "Nice" comments you get are just fake
6. You will only attract the evil eye on you and your family
7. You are attracting jealous people in your life
8. You don't know who is saving your pictures and checking your updates
9. You really need to stop this because it may ruin your life, family, marriage and career.

Social Media is the devils eyes, ears and mouth, don't fall in to the devils trap. Let your private life remain private.

You don’t become a better person by waiting for the world to hand you permission.
You take it.
Through discipline, decisions, and disregard for distractions.

You meet Elon on a weekday, he is working.
You meet Elon late at night, he is either working or deep in thought trying to solve a problem.
You meet Elon on a Saturday, he is working again.
You meet Elon on a Sunday, he is working again.
You meet Elon on his birthday, he is working again.
He does not care about personal wealth or the title of richest person. He cares about building things that help humanity.
And look at what his companies are doing:
Neuralink is finding cures for paralysis and blindness.
Tesla is accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.
SpaceX is working on making humanity multiplanetary.
X is restoring free speech.
xAI is building truth seeking AI.
He is doing everything he can to push humanity forward and create a better future for all of us.
And you😂🫴